Day 10 Who's your daddy?

Well things had been calm lately and last night while we were channel surfing.
(honestly Sunday night TV is terrible )

Mom  asks me " now how did we meet?"

Me " you gave birth to me."

Mom " no i didn't"

Me "yes you did"

Mom "no I didn't, my mom would be really upset if I did that."

I tried to explain that it was OK because she was married but that was not going to  work for her!    She is determined to figure out if I am telling the truth.   She does not remember her first husband (my dad) at all.   Therefore, I must be lying to her.

Off to bed she goes with a scowl across her face..... Oh tomorrow is going to be interesting.....